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Mum Mistakenly Bought A Sheep Sex Doll For Her Son’s School Play

A mum mistakenly bought a sheep sex doll for her son’s school nativity play.

Alfie, five, from Alloa, Scotland, was very curious about his new toy.

His mother Helen Cox bought it as part of a USD$21 fancy dress costume on Amazon. The outfit was listed as ‘Labreeze kids boys brown shepherd costume inflatable sheep nativity fancy dress outfit’.

She realised something was wrong.

It took forever to blow up – I was stood there blowing and blowing until the air reached its legs. ‘I hurriedly popped the stopper back in so it wouldn’t deflate and suddenly spotted the huge hole in the bum.

Alfie soon discovered the hole and asked what it was for. Mrs Cox told him it was ‘for the sheep’s toilet paper’.

After some googling she discovered the exact same sheep was on sale as a ‘stag night bonkin’ sheep’.

He’s probably in his room right now stuffing Lego in the hole. I just can’t believe it. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry! How am I going to explain this to his teachers?

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