Dear Shop Owners,
I’m sure you have seen us and you know who we are well.
We are the bored guys holding purses and bags outside your store and generally looking like we would rather be anywhere else.
We don’t ask for much all we ask for is please provide us with some chairs – benches – bean bags – boxes anything to just sit on we are fed up of just plopping down on the ground no matter where we happen to be we are tired hungry lazy and just don’t want to be here.
So please just provide us with somewhere to sit.
Sincerely Miserable Standing Man