You Can Now Buy A GoPro For Your Dick And It’s Ridiculous

Home videos have really gone up in the world since the days of watching people’s grainy old clips on You’ve Been Framed.

Thanks to the introduction of technology like the GoPro, people can now document their travels with ease, from bungee jumping to white water rafting. It always makes for some impressive footage.

Now, what if we told you that you could dramatically improve the quality of your ‘other’ home movies with a new camera that combines a GoPro with a cock ring to create… The Cock Cam.

Yup, you read that right. You can now get your hands (and your you know what) the Cock Cam – ‘a revolutionary sex toy that allows you to record all of your erotic moments at never seen before angles, store and view videos on your mobile device through the secure mobile app, taking your sexy home videos to the next level.’

The Cock Cam is said to be ‘the world’s first cock ring with a camera’, and is created by UK sex toy company, Julz.

It costs £127, but who can put a price on… erm, capturing those quality moments of lust with loved ones? The camera record in infrared night vision and HD video, for up to 90 minutes at 1080P, 15 frames per second.

Along with the promotional material for the Cock Cam is a pretty X-rated video that gives a detailed idea of how it would actually work on a penis – as if you couldn’t imagine that in your head already.

It shows a plastic penis thrusting into a plastic vagina and giving the exact view that can be seen from the intimate camera.

This isn’t the first time we’ve ever seen genitalia focused cameras, as we’ve previously seen the Svakom Siime Eye, a dildo with a camera on it, but there was some issues with the app being easily hacked, and exposing some seriously sensitive data.

However, the Cock Cam promises that its app and device is secure, safeguarding against any awkward moments that could come from the footage falling into the wrong hands.

The website reads: ‘All footage is stored directly to your mobile device. Your footage is never stored on the App, the App is used to operate the camera and view the footage only. Check your mobile device’s security policies, data is not stored on the app or on any cloud storage.’

The only thing causing concern is the Cock Cake FAQ mentions the camera could heat up if used for prolonged periods of time, and quite frankly we wouldn’t want to stick around to see how that one plays out.

Happy filming!

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